why teachers decided to be teachers
shutupaubrey: cawllin: dont me that thing is scary as hell like i’m pretty damn startled
forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
deerstagram: i guess you could say im a gamer girl :)
minene: 3raserblub: minene: why do they have to label it tomato ketchup what other kind of ketchup is there WHAT THE HECK
have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated
after finishing a book/tv series: your urls all make sense to me now
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
welcomebackronberto: How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
dorkstrider: dorkstrider: what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids
down-in-the-rabbit-hole: toastbrains: the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
unwrittenlaw5: do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
methlabrador: makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society A QUEST
grampas: the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful
rachelisaflameprincess: bendydicks: considerthishippie: Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth. oh i was not prepared for that
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
oscarstardis: what if everyone’s like “doctOR WHo?!” and the doctor’s all “DOCTOR FUCK YOU” and punches the camera and it breaks and that’s it. that’s the special.
mightymcroi: November 23rd get your cold autumn butt over here now.
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
fuckyouajax: relationship status: